Malaysian Ingris

Malaysian Ingris This is one of my favourite anecdotes. It never fail to tickle me. 1. An employee applied for leave for a “bercukur ceremony” of his baby son (shaving his son’s head rites). “As I want to shave my son's head , please leave me for two days.” 2. Another employee’s daughter is getting married and he applied for leave. “As I am marrying my daughter , please grant a week's leave..” 3. Another employee applied for leave, as his mother-in-law has just died. “As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it , please grant me 10 days leave.” 4. Another applied for ½ a day’s leave for a burial rite. “Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return , please grant me half day casual leave” 5. A sick employee applied for leave. “I am suffering from fever , please declare one-day holiday.” 6. A sick student applied for a day’s leave from the Headmaster. “As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today” 7. Another sick student applied for leave. “As my headache is paining , please grant me leave for the day.” 8. A Clerk wrote in his covering letter. “'I am enclosed herewith...” 9. Another Clerk wrote….. “Dear Sir, with reference to the above , please refer to my below...” 10. An employee whose wife is sick applied for leave. "My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave.” 11. A well wisher …… “I am well here and hope you are also in the same well." 12. A candidate responded to a job advertisement. “This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both, for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience , I am applying for the post.”